Y'know how I said that my life is a lot happier when I pretend that 95% of people on this website are trolls and that they're doing all this stupid bullshit because they want to piss people off, not because they actually really, truly, honestly think that way?
I'd like to reiterate that again, and ask the trolls that make up the entirety of DeviantArt to be funnier, because at the moment, you're just making me cry. I suggest taking your hints from Christian Weston Chandler, since everyone here seems like less amusing versions of him. Seriously, why would people be really into Nazi furry porn or morbidly obese Pokemon or Invader Zim rape or obsessing over people being slightly wrong over the internet by insulting people for no damn reason? How could anyone do those sorts of things unironically?
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In happy news . . .
Shit, I have no happy news. Goddammit. I guess um . . . I guess that Last.fm doesn't list "canadian" as one of my favorite genres anymore. It is true that I listen to a buncha Canadian music, but it's more of a country of origin than a genre. So it was kinda embarrassing to have it there. Of course, I've gotten over being embarrassed by my fondness for country music long ago. Anyone who hates all country universally, heatedly and unquestioningly is an idiot and I will kidnap them and put them in a windowless room, strap them into a chair, play Hank Williams on loop and do some crazy reverse-Clockwork Orange shit on them until they like it!
C'mon. You at least have to like Old Crow Medicine Show.
And um, War and Peace is actually a really good book. Yeah, the infamous, synonym for Doorstopper War and Peace. It's been my major joy in life. Maybe I'll someday make more fanart for it than anyone in history, ever. Since I enjoy giving myself goals I cannot plausibly accomplish, I think I'll draw every single character in it.
Also, Hetalia fans looking for a new ship will find no better source material for France/Russia, particularly early on. Seriously Russia, you have creepy stalker love for France.
Eh, other than that, not much happy news I'm afraid. Except I guess that my dad's cancer seems to pretty much be good in remission, which is yeah, extremely happy. But also old news and I never told any of you about the situation in the first place and I probably wouldn't anyway.
But yeah, War and Peace, fucking awesome book, go read it. Atlas Shrugged is about as long and at least Tolstoy confines his author tract to one easily skipped section at the end. And people read Atlas Shrugged. I know lots of people who are really into Rand but none who are really into Tolstoy. Why? At least I know more people even than that that are into Bioshock, which is pretty good at deconstructing Objectivism
How am I supposed to feel about the human race as a whole now?