I am the Candy Commie. I have the powers of candy and communism. With these I shall destroy Superhero Team, and thus, destroy the world. Perhaps I should invest in joining Supervillian Team, but they will not let me in, because apparently the power of candy isn't good enough for them. Besides, they're all the evil billionaire type, so I don't dig that. I'll just keep on working for the U.S.S.R.



I had a DevArt account, long ago, when I was like, thirteen years old. That was a million years ago. Do not search for that account. That account is dead to me. It has been dead for a long time. I killed it for a good reason.

I do not know why I am back on Deviant Art. Not in the least. I left because it was a festering hive of drama whores, brainless idiots, eye-scorching art, and commercial bling. Absolutely nothing of any worth or interest. I do not know why I am back. Perhaps for the lulz. We'd hope.


I make things. I enjoy making things. I'm also a Jedi. No one is entirely sure why.